In honor of Flunky Rhinochunks

Kristen Nelson sent me an email this afternoon with a giant list of her 'other names' (superhero, rap-star, inner hobbit, etc. gathered from a variety of websites). A lot of work to find all those names.

In a strange coincidence, the Oregonian ran an article today in the living section about generating your own "silly name"; I figured I'd post it in honor of Kristen (and her new name).

What's your Silly Name?
In the hilarious children's book "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dav Pilkey, everyone is forced to assume a new name. Today, using Professor Poopypants' secret silly-name formula, we invite you to find your own silly name. So, whadaya t hink? Wanna play?

A. Yes, oh God, yes!

B. No, for I am a wiener.

C. Uhhhhh, this is stupid! Pushing these little buttons doesn't really do anything.

The correct answer is "C," this is stupid! So follow the instructions below to find your secret silly name, and let the stupidity begin!

1. Use the first letter of your first name to get your NEW first name:
a = Stinky
b = Lumpy
c = Buttercup
d = Gidget
e = Crusty
f = Greasy
g = Fluffy
h = Cheeseball
i = Chim-Chim
j = Poopsie
k = Flunky
l = Booger
m = Pinky
n = Zippy
o = Goober
p = Doofus
q = Slimy
r = Loopy
s = Snotty
t = Falafel
u = Dorky
v = Squeezit
w = Oprah
x = Skipper
y = Dinky
z = Zsa-Zsa

2. Use the first letter of your last name to get the first half of your NEW last name:
a = Diaper
b = Toilet
c = Giggle
d = Bubble
e = Girdle
f = Barf
g = Lizard
h = Waffle
i = Cootie
j = Monkey
k = Potty
l = Liver
m = Banana
n = Rhino
o = Burger
p = Hamster
q = Toad
r = Gizzard
s = Pizza
t = Gerbil
u = Chicken
v = Pickle
w = Chuckle
x = Tofu
y = Gorilla
z = Stinker

3. Use the last letter of your last name to get the second half of your NEW last name:
a = Head
b = Mouth
c = Face
d = Nose
e = Tush
f = Breath
g = Pants
h = Shorts
i = Lips
j = Honker
k = Butt
l = Brain
m = Tushie
n = Chunks
o = Hiney
p = Biscuits
q = Toes
r = Buns
s = Fanny
t = Sniffer
u = Sprinkles
v = Kisser
w = Squirt
x = Humperdinck
y = Brains
z = Juice

Have fun kids.

Love,
Booger Bananasniffer &
Flunky Gizzardhiney