The Priapic Malignant Gratuitous Bacchanalian Spirochetes

Behold the Portland Urban Iditarod Team of 2006.




Costumes and outfitting the dogsled (aka shopping cart) will be finalized at a party at our house next Friday. Spectators and extra "dog handlers" are more than welcome.

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Priapic----Of, relating to, or resembling a phallus; phallic.
Malignant----Showing great malevolence; disposed to do evil.
Gratuitous----Unnecessary or unwarranted; unjustified:
Bacchanalia---an orgiastic festival in ancient Greece honoring Dionysus (=Bacchus)
Spirochetes---A bacteria that gives a puppy a leaky butt.