I forsee breakfast in bed coming my way

Ken is running in the Hood-to-Coast relay this weekend. That's 195 miles of running from the top of Mt. Hood through Portland on the way to the Pacific Ocean (hence coast). 12 people on a team. In addition, each team has to provide a volunteer to help tell runners where they need to go. Guess who got stuck with the 1-5am shift in the middle of nowhere....

btw, I like my eggs over easy with a side of jammy toast.